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Anonymous asked: You and your boyfriend just made my day. That story has me laughing like a maniac.

He’s certifiably insane.

Anonymous asked: i'm a guy and i love your fanfics lol it's like my guilty/ not so guilty pleasure! i actually read them with my gf

Really? That’s soooo amazing to hear. I’ve had only one guy tell me that he reads my stuff so this is another :D Thanks for the message!

Anonymous asked: 5 10 15 20

5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?

My grandad and I’d spend the time getting to know him!

10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?

Fall asleep, snore and make a show of myself.

15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?

A bird because flying across the world must be so liberating.

20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)

There are WAY too many.

Anonymous asked: 1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?

Sorry that it’s taken me so long to reply! I haven’t had access to my laptop since Thursday. 

1. I like to watch movies and eat :)

2. Pizza, carrot and orange juice (newly obsessed) and blue!

3. If I had that much money a week I’d probably go slightly insane.

“Is that your boyfriend?”

“Who?”

“The guy who’s doing the single ladies dance?”

“Oh… yeah.. that’s him.”

This just happened tonight. Mr. Fakeorganisms sang Single Ladies and did the entire routine with my girl friends.

He sang straight at me.

Is it wrong that I was turned on?

Anonymous asked: You are spoiling us with these ;-D 25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?

Haha!!

I can’t think of any boyband member I would want to lather in nutella but a performer that comes to mind for some reason is Mackelmore… 

Anonymous asked: Hello friend. I do love finding out random things about you. Here goes once more: 6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.7: What do you spend most of your money on?

Hi!

6. Pizza, Orange Juice and baby blue

7. I spend most of my moolah on my rent and probably food!

Anonymous asked: So you give us the chance to ask questions and then dont answer them lol teasing us lol

hahaha I am really sorry! I thought I had more time. I am gonna answer some now so hopefully yours will be included :D

• 1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
• 2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
• 3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
• 4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
• 5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
• 6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
• 7: What do you spend most of your money on?
• 8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
• 9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
• 10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
• 11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
• 12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
• 13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
• 14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
• 15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
• 16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)
• 17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
• 18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?
• 19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
• 20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
• 21: Who do you ship?
• 22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
• 23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
• 24: What celebrity do you idolize the most?
• 25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?